Ross & Phoebe's Moments

What's Ross and Phoebe relationship?!? Well.....Ross is Phoebe's ex-rommates' brother!! And, now they're FRIENDS!!!!! What's their moments?? I have to say Ross and Phoebe's Moments are the most rarely to find!! But, anyway....here they are :

Season 2

ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Nah. Not really.
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.
ROSS: Too easy? Too...The process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms, too easy?
PHOEBE: Yeah, I just don't buy it.
ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
PHOEBE: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
Ep. 3 ~The One Where Heckles Dies~

ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!
ROSS: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life. Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.
PHOEBE: Really? You can actually see it?
ROSS: You bet. In the U.S., China, Africa, all over.
PHOEBE: See, I didn't know that.
ROSS: Well, there you go.
PHOEBE: Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?
Ep. 3 ~The One Where Heckles Dies~

ROSS: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
PHOEBE: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts.
ROSS: Please tell me you're joking.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
ROSS: No, no, Pheebs, we can't, ok, because--
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
ROSS: Is there blood coming out of my ears?
Ep. 3 ~The One Where Heckles Dies~

PHOEBE: Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.
ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.
PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities.
ROSS: It's the only possibility, Phoebe.
PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?
ROSS: There might be, a teeny, tiny, possibility.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
ROSS: What?
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself?
(Ross closed his briefcase and exits)
PHOEBE: Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
Ep. 3 ~The One Where Heckles Dies~

ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?
PHOE: Oh, well, actually.........
ROSS: [impatient] Play it!!
PHOE: Ok, all right.
Ep. 8 ~The One With the List~

Season 3

PHOEBE: (entering) Hello.
ROSS: Hey!
JOEY: Whoa!
ROSS: Wow, hello! You look great!
PHOEBE: Thank you! I know, though.
ROSS: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
PHOEBE: Ohh, well, you're my lucky penny.

Ep. 2 ~The One Where No One's Ready~ and thanks to Anna

Ross: (all depressed) Hi. Where is everybody?
Phoebe: Oh, itís already closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up-what is wrong?
Ross: My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over.
Phoebe: Oh no! Why?
Ross: ĎCause Carolís a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and Iím not one. And apparently itís not a mix and match situation.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I donít believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Iím an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Iíd be out and sheíd, sheíd see some beautiful woman, and, and sheíd be Ross y'know look at her, and Iíd think, God, my wife is cool!
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
Ross: Well, now I do!!
Phoebe: Iím sorry.
Ross: Seven years. I mean weíve been together seven years, sheís the only woman whoís ever loved me, and the only woman Iíve-Iíve ever....
Phoebe: Aw, God Ross. Oh.(goes over and hugs him)
Ross: Maybe this wouldn't happened if Iíd been more nurturing, or Iíd paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. I canít believe this!
Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you donít deserve this, you donít Ross. Youíre, youíre really, youíre so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: And youíre so sweet. (kisses him on the other cheek) And youíre kind (kisses him on the lips)
Ross: Thanks. (kisses her on the lips)
(They pause, and they the start kissing passionately, and taking off each others clothes, and they start to lie down on the pool table.)
Ross: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Phoebe: Huh?
(Ross tries to clear off the pool table by knocking the balls to the other end of the table, but they all bounce back, and he frantically starts to throw them into the pockets.)
Phoebe: Okay, itís okay.
(Phoebe jumps on to the table and lays down, Ross follows her and hits his head on the light hanging over the pool table.)

Phoebe: Oh. (they start kissing again)
Ross: Wait, wait, wait.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: My foot is stuck in the pocket.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: No, I canít get it out.
Phoebe: Well, thatís not something a girl wants to hear.
Ross: No, come on donít start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!
Phoebe: What?
Ross: Stupid balls are in the way. (holds up two balls)
(They both look at each other and start laughing (Lisa almost lost it there), and sit up. Ross hits his head on the lamp again.)
Ross: Oh well. It probably wouldíve been the most constructive solution.
Phoebe: You have chalk on your face.
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
Phoebe: Oh, Ross youíre right, I donít know why I always thought this was real grass.
Ep. 6 ~The One With The Flashback~

Season 4

Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Ross: None.
Phoebe: Okay, then you donít know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Iím wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Ross: Iím sorry.
Phoebe: Okay.
Ross: I donít know what to say.
Rachel: You could.... say youíre sorry to her mom.
Phoebe: I think she would like that.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friendís mother.
Phoebe: Thank you. We both forgive you.

Ep. 2 ~The One With The Cat~ and thanks to Chandler Marie



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