Aww....they're like the BEST bestfriends and roommates ever! Don't you think?!? ^_^ Okey, here are their moments :
CHANDLER AND JOEY'S APARTMENT.
(JOEY IS REHEARSING A PART; CHANDLER READS THE OTHER PART FROM A SCRIPT)
CHANDLER: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
JOEY: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
CHANDLER: Hey, that was really good!
JOEY: Thanks! Let's keep going.
CHANDLER: Okay. "So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"
JOEY: "I just wanna go back to my cell. 'Cause in my cell, I can smoke."
CHANDLER: "Smoke away."
(JOEY TAKES OUT A PACKET OF CIGARETTES AND A LIGHTER. HE FUMBLES AND DROPS THE LIGHTER.
THEN HE LIGHTS A CIGARETTE, TAKES A DRAG AND COUGHS)
CHANDLER: I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.
CHANDLER: Relax your hand!
(JOEY LETS HIS WRIST GO LIMP)
CHANDLER: Not so much!
CHANDLER: Alright, now try taking a puff.
(JOEY TRIES AND VISIBLY WINCES)
CHANDLER: Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.
JOEY: No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.
CHANDLER: It's fine, it's fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.
(JOEY RELUCTANTLY GIVES HIM THE CIGARETTE)
CHANDLER: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
JOEY: Y'miss it?
CHANDLER: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. (TAKES A PUFF) Oh.. my.. God. (CONTINUES TO SMOKE)
Ep. 3 ~TOW the Thumb~
JOEY: Will you pick one,
just pick one! Here, how about that one? [points to a table]
CHANDLER: That's patio furniture!
JOEY: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside again?" Of course!
CHANDLER [gesturing towards another table]: What about the birds?
JOEY: I don't know, birds just don't say, "Hello, sit here, eat something"
CHANDLER: You pick one.
JOEY: All right, how about the ladybugs?
CHANDLER: Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!
JOEY: Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!
CHANDLER: Not like that, I won't! [pauses] Kip would have liked the birds! [Joey turns and gives Chandler a dirty look]
Ep. 12 ~TOW The Dozen Lasagnas~
Chandler: Hey, Kicky. What're
Joey: Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear.
Chandler: Well, you're gonna.
Joey: I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...
Chandler: Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Chandler: Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?
Chandler: No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasn't easy, but you did it! And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say- 'No thanks, I'm married'.
Joey: You really think so?
Chandler: Yeah. I really do.
Joey: Thanks, Chandler. [Snuggles up to him]
Chandler: Get off!
Ep. 13 ~TOW The Boobies~
Chandler: How about Joey...
Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Chandler: Joey... Switzerland?
[The waitress brings their coffee]
Joey: Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big. [Waitress looks at him funny] Which I'm not.
Joey: Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me...
Joey: [Writes it down] Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
Chandler: Might wanna try Joseph.
[Joey visibly thinks 'Of course!' and writes it down]
Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!
Chandler: Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
Ep. 21 ~TOW The Fake Monica~